It wouldn’t be a Meat and Lori story without Dr. Tri-Brain, now would it?
Wedding Crasher
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By Random Dude Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 3:12 am
Welp Hes dead
By Bracey Wed Oct 10th 2018 at 3:01 pm
Yeah he’s dead for sure this time. No escape, no saving through this is IT buddy.
By Stupid the Stupid Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 3:27 am
Well, That’s one way to do it…
By Gianluca Burdon Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 3:33 am
TRI-BRAIN, YOU IDIOT!!!!
Everybody knows that when objecting a wedding with lethal force, never shoot the priest first. Kill your target first, if you fail then shoot at them again while they’re still processing what’s happening, don’t just stand there!!!
Do you know what Meat is going to do to you now? Here’s what:
– First he’ll break your nose, arms and legs
– Then he’ll punch your jaw until every single one of your teeth have flown out
– At that point, Meat will tear off your dick and make you eat it
– Followed by him dislocating you broken limbs, do that he may shove them into you torso region
– This will bee the last thing you see as he will then gouge your eyes out
– Then you will have headphones welded to your ears and be made to listen to Justin Beiber’s song ‘Baby’ for the rest of you life, for the purpose of driving you insane
– Finally he’ll prop you by a stick and leave you in a public area, only making sure that you live a long life to serve as a deterrent to anyone else who’d dare to mess with Meat or his loved ones
And that is why, whenever going after someone as crazed & bloodthirsty as Meat, you never shoot the priest first… unless the priest is Chuck Norris
By Keith Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 12:55 pm
I see what you did their, fortunately I spent many years developing a resistance.
By JuaSaysHi Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 10:58 pm
Now, now, remember what Vorkosigan said: “Never correct your enemy when he’s making a mistake.”
By Gianluca Burdon Tue Oct 9th 2018 at 12:30 am
But I’m not Tri-Brain’s enemy, Meat is
By 7eggert Wed Oct 10th 2018 at 3:14 pm
Unfortunately (for 3B) Meat is currently not capable of rationale thought. Chewing without teeth …
By Towering Barbarian Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 3:47 am
3 brains. And not an ounce of common sense in any of them. >_<
By that_jedi_girl Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 4:17 am
I’m willing to bet that Lori will have something to add to the “conversation” about to ensue.
By Ladon Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 7:07 am
Tri-Brain beefed up. I don’t see how he thinks that will help him. I understand that he’s gone through some upgrades. This is final boss stuff. He won’t be an easy takedown. But he IS gonna be taken down. I… don’t foresee him getting back up again.
By Meh Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 8:10 am
Ooh, this isn’t going to be a quick death.
Here’s what I see Meat doing:
-Tear out all nails, slowly, one at a time
-Cut off fingers and toes, one bone at a time
-Slowly work his way up the limbs
-Eviscerate him and slowly turn his insides into outsides
-Finally, beat the living crap out of him as soon as he begs for death, making sure to torture his brains after clinical death because FUN FACT: The brain survives around 8 minutes after clinical death
So go crazy Meat, and don’t forget to leave some for your soon-to-be-wife.
There you have it, the perfect slow death for those you despise with all you existence.
Let me know if any of you have nightmares after reading this
By 7eggert Wed Oct 10th 2018 at 3:17 pm
After 14 seconds without oxygen supply, you are unconscious and feel no pain (not because of that at least).
By Warren Henderson Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 9:38 am
I hate to be the downer on the whole Meat and Lori dispensing justice idea but I just can’t forget Mrs. Claws excitement or the claw siblings fondness for meat. I do believe it will be shockingly physical I am just dubious on who dishes it out.
Warren
PS. just had an awesome mental image Doomicorn for the win
By Meh Wed Oct 10th 2018 at 11:31 pm
OMFG you’re right. I almost feel sorry for the organ bank moron.
Almost
By Nealithi Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 9:50 am
This upgrade has beefed him up. Moved the peripheral brains from his shoulders to his back, and given him palm guns. And the finishing touch? The lack of innuendo skipping from his mouth. He has been repaired as well.
Weapons suggest he was upgraded with some of the invading alien tech.
By Grant Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 12:24 pm
Don’t you all see? This is tri-brain’s wedding present. Meat wouldn’t be happy unless he got to maim at least one person at his wedding.
By Nomi Tue Oct 9th 2018 at 4:15 pm
Ha, you’re so right!
By Tigershark06 Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 1:03 pm
TSK TSK…
Not a really bright move on his part at all…
Not only does he have Meat and Lori to deal with (both stone cold killers who really enjoy their jobs) but he’s got Crimson Claw’s entire crew there?? I think someone else above me said it…. not an ounce of common sense… then again he wasn’t really bright the last time we saw him for all his “mental capacity”.
By Otaku Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 1:31 pm
While I really doubt this is the way it would go…
…be hilarious if this isn’t actually Tri-Brain but some sort of stand-in, and this is some twisted “wedding” present to Meat and Lori. “Congratulations, Meat and Lori. I hope beating my proxy was enjoyable. You’ve now had a proper supervillainous wedding! Cheers!”
…
Yeah, doesn’t quite work with the setup, and you can tell I really don’t quite get all the pageantry and ceremony that goes into the typical wedding. 😉
By That Swedish Guy Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 2:18 pm
This is going to be hillariously violent.
By Night_stalker Mon Oct 8th 2018 at 3:26 pm
Wow. Three brains, and literally no pattern recognition amongst them?
Seriously mate, your track record against Meat has ended in the same way- With you in a body cast, at the best of times.
And now? Well, now he’s probably just gonna skip the cast and go for putting you in a casket.
By Marscaleb Tue Oct 9th 2018 at 5:47 pm
Wow, Tri-Brain got JACKED!
And also apparently can now shoot lasers from his hands.
By Devlerbat Thu Oct 11th 2018 at 7:55 pm
Does anyone else think Lori is glaring at Meat in the second panel or is it just me?
By Devlerbat Thu Oct 11th 2018 at 8:33 pm
I meant to say “think it looks like Lori is glaring at Meat”
By Iron Ed Fri Oct 12th 2018 at 12:45 am
“Hey! This is -your- fault! That’s one of YOUR enemies messing up my beautiful wedding!!” 😉