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Goodwill Toward Henchmen
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By Gianluca Burdon Fri Dec 15th 2017 at 12:59 am  

What on EARTH are the Henches doing to each other to create such hate!?!

By CTNC Fri Dec 15th 2017 at 3:41 am  

I’m guessing that they blame each other with Meat around.

By Towering Barbarian Fri Dec 15th 2017 at 5:11 am  

Some of it probably goes with the fact that they were the types who would willingly sign up with a supervillain in the first place. @[email protected]

By wright1 Fri Dec 15th 2017 at 4:14 pm  

Nailed that bit, I think. Henchies with issues…

By nothing that can be spoken in a human tongue Sat Dec 16th 2017 at 1:13 am  

oh, they don’t have to actually DO anything to one another.
you know how it goes, security resents R&D, R&D resents C&C, C&C think security are mindless goons, and EVERYONE hates Black Ops, including other Black Ops. Don’t even get me started on the psychological warfare unit.
the ONLY way to reduce the levels of resentment is to have everyone cycle through all the departments on a regular basis, but THAT is its own nightmare because some people (and I’m using this as a non-species specific pronoun) just do better at some jobs than others, no matter how generalized they are designed to be.

I could go on, but I am afraid I have already said too much…

By Rigor Sun Dec 17th 2017 at 3:59 am  

I was assigned to a PAYOPS unit for two years. The officers would mess with each other’s heads, just for practice.

By Rigor Sun Dec 17th 2017 at 4:00 am  

PSYOPS…friggin autocorrect

By shamdon Fri Dec 15th 2017 at 12:04 pm  

The sacrificial lamb has been chosen.

By Rena ishtar Fri Dec 15th 2017 at 2:01 pm  

Some bombs do have clocks to tell wehen to boom. He isn’t necessarily wrong.

By Mayhem x Fri Dec 15th 2017 at 3:25 pm  

someone assign this henchman to lab testing. if he is not smart enough to use a digital clock in this age, he is more useful feeding the lab rats.

By Justonalark Sun Dec 17th 2017 at 1:02 am  

Now when you say he’d be “feeding the lab rats”…

By Justonalark Sun Dec 17th 2017 at 1:05 am  

And when you say he’d be doing it because he was “assign[ed]… to lab testing”…

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