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By Ladon Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 2:18 am  

um… um.. quick! Make it into a prank! Like, leave a package in there and they think it’s a bomb but surprise! It’s gold for the charity! or diamonds, or whatever still has value! And then just have a respectful and honest discussion about your action figure with Mr. Calhoun. And, unlock the employees, I guess? Like, this was the plan all along! You really think a BIG TIME SUPERVILLAIN like the Crimson Claw would donate to charity without at least one hostage situation? Yessiree, totally meant to do this.

By wilder125 Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 12:03 pm  

Cue awkward minions lugging bags while Meat attempts to be polite and friendly.

He could fake it.

Claws kids trust him after all. He seems to like them enough

By Sabreur Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 3:58 am  

Don’t worry, Claw. I’m pretty sure your minions BLOWING UP THE MOON will re-establish your villain cred. 😉

By CK Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 5:59 am  

Oh My God! Abort! Abort!

By Random Guy Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 3:11 pm  

I think you may have just solved the charities’ funding problem!

By Gianluca Burdon Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 6:29 am  

Ummmm, If that’s the case. WHY didn’t Donna tell Claw? Am I the only one asking this question?

By Ragnarok101 Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 5:43 pm  

She didn’t do it, and it’s a desperate attempt on the manufacturer’s part to not get….dealt with….by Claw?

By OnionCorsair Tue Sep 27th 2016 at 4:04 am  

Probably didn’t think it would bother him. Lets be serious; a charity for pediatric cancer patients for kids would be in Claw’s wheel house. The actual action figure saying super friendly things is what pissed him of, and I doubt Donna knew it was going to say something that’d tick CC off as reliably as “Captain Ultimo is my best friend!”

By Dwwolf Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 8:22 am  

Cue improvised thanks speech infront of the employees and a gold bar donation to the charity.

By Jordan Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 11:26 am  

Claw’s a Bad Guy, but that doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy. Attacking a toy company manufacturing toys in a charity drive for cancer patients would cross that line for him.

But WHY didn’t Donna run that by him?

By Gianluca Burdon Mon Sep 26th 2016 at 12:54 pm  

DIDE, that’s what I asked earlier…

By OnionCorsair Tue Sep 27th 2016 at 4:01 am  

Please note he said “This fast”.
They have had awkward jobs before. Lots of them. THIS one just went FUBAR faster then all the others combined.

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