Coulda Had a V8

Anyone who tells you V8 tastes good is a liar. There is no redeeming flavor quality to V8. But, due to its perceived health benefits, people convince themselves that this gag-inducing hodgepodge of mulch drippings must somehow taste good. They tend to be moody, quick to anger, and all around jackasses. They can’t help it. They’ve been drinking V8. It’s a product that succeeds based solely on the power of delusion. It’s liquid dubstep.

Yeah, you coulda had a V8. But you thank God you didn’t.

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