Edit: Due to the holiday, I will be unable to update until Friday. Enjoy your week, my friends, and see you soon with new material!
Yeah, you might be wondering how Si’ri did that with the Soulbond in place. Remember though, the Claw might not know all of his henchmen well enough to give half a care about them.
And then, sometimes, those dorks are just asking for it.
Merry Christmas!
By Gianluca Burdon Fri Dec 23rd 2016 at 4:54 am
Oh come on! Claw’s crew have a bunch of super tech. Can’t they just use some of it to shrink that thing down to the point it can be pooped out? or just use their vast wealth to buy something like that?
By Siva Fri Dec 23rd 2016 at 9:32 am
Or have ‘phase through solid matter’ tech and train someone to use it reach in and remove it right through the rest of them without further complications? Oh wait…
By Devlerbat Tue Dec 27th 2016 at 5:37 am
Developing tech like that seems like a lot of money to spend on the comfort of a henchmen. And yes I am aware that Claw basically has infinite money. I stand by what I said.
By 7eggert Tue Dec 27th 2016 at 10:14 am
Already having developed the tech doesn’t cost anything. Asking someone already using it to apply it costs a phone call. Using conventional surgery and a team of doctors ensures employment and a large medical bill.
By Ladon Fri Dec 23rd 2016 at 7:04 pm
I mean, yeah. There are less painful alternitaves that we see are kinda obvious here. But we gotta get the punchlines from somewhere, right? What better place than from hapless henchmen?
By Towering Barbarian Tue Dec 27th 2016 at 5:41 am
*nods with in agreement with Ladon*
Actually, I’m sure the medic henchmen are quite capable of giving their vict-*ahem*, I mean *patients*, a hard time to rub in the fact that they shouldn’t do stupid stuff before finally breaking down and admitting that yes, there are other things that can be done to help the poor idiots out! But first the patients need to have their noses rubbed in the fact that Stupid Stuff Has Consequences.
That might also explain why the soulbond didn’t stop Siri. She knew that this wouldn’t actually be more then a temporary embarrassment for Bendis. The fact that he doesn’t yet know it is *his* problem.
By Anarchyant Fri Dec 23rd 2016 at 7:24 pm
This reminds me of the scene in Evolution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq1FNIGap-0
Remember there is ALWAYS time for lubricant!
By Jiala Fri Dec 23rd 2016 at 10:18 pm
The phrase from the old disney Aladdin movies comes to mind.
“They can’t kill you, but you’d be surprised what you can live through.”
By Sidekick Matt Sat Dec 24th 2016 at 6:25 am
This should make everyone here think twice before swearing at Siri on your iPhone.
By JuaSaysHi Sat Dec 24th 2016 at 6:34 am
Who is Bendis? What did I forget?
By Meem Sun Dec 25th 2016 at 6:13 pm
I’d imagine this is Bendis
http://supervillainous.spiderforest.com/comic/eye-spy/